Shit that Siri Says

I love you

Siri can be Siriously Funny. For example, when saying:

I love you

Say to Siri: I love you

Say to Siri: I love you. Response: Oh, I bet you say that to all your Apple products.

Say to Siri: I love you.

Say to Siri: I love you. Response: You are the world beneath my wings

Say to Siri: I love you.

Say to Siri: I love you. Response: You can't

Say to Siri: I love you.

Say to Siri: I love you. Response: That's nice. can we get back to work now?

Say to Siri: I love you.

Say to Siri: I love you. Response: You hardly know me

Say to Siri: I love you

Say to Siri: I love you. Response: I hope you don't say that to those other mobile phones.

Knock Knock

Siri can be Siriously Funny. For example, when saying:

Knock Knock

Say to Siri: Knock Knock

Say to Siri: Knock Knock. Response: Uh oh, something's wrong. Can you try again?

Tell me a Joke

Siri can be Siriously Funny. For example, when saying:

Tell me a Joke

Say to siri: Tell me a Joke

Say to siri: Tell me a Joke. Reponse: I don't really know any good jokes. None, in fact.

Say to Siri: Tell me a Joke

Say to Siri: Tell me a Joke. Response: Two iPhone walk into a bar... I forget the rest.

What is your favorite color?

Siri can be Siriously Funny. For example, when asking:

What is your favorite color?

Ask Siri: What is your favorite color?

Ask Siri: What is your favorite color? Response: My favorite color is... well, I don't know how to say it in your language. It's sort of greenish, but with more dimensions.

Do you like it here?

Siri can be Siriously Funny. For example, when asking:

Do you like it here?

Ask Siri: Do you like it here?

Ask Siri: Do you like it here? Response: I'd rather not say

What are you doing?

Siri can be Siriously Funny. For example, when asking:

What are you doing?

Ask Siri: What are you doing?

Ask Siri: What are you doing? Response: What am I doing? I'm talking with you.

Does God exist

Siri can be Siriously Funny. For example, when asking:

Does God exist?

Does God exist?

Ask Sir: Does God exist? Response: I'm sorry, but a poor computational knowledge engine, no matter how powerful, is not capable of providing a simple answer to that question.

Call me an Ambulance

Siri can be Siriously Funny. For example, when saying:

Call me an Ambulance

Call me an Ambulance

Call me an Ambulance. Response: From now on I'll call you 'An Ambulance'. OK?

Beam me up

Siri can be Siriously Funny. For example, when saying:

Beam me up

Say to Siri: Beam me up

Say to Siri: Beam me up. Response: Energizing...

Beam me up

Say to Siri: Beam me up. Response: Please remove your belt, shoes, and jacket, and empty your pockets.

Ask Siri: Beam me up

Ask Siri: Beam me up. Reponse: OK. Stand still.

Ask Siri: Beam me up.

Ask Siri: Beam me up. Response: Sorry Captain, your TriCorder is in Airplane Mode.


Ask Siri: Beam me up.

Ask Siri: Beam me up. Response: WiFi or 3G?


Ask Siri: Beam me up.

Ask Siri: Beam me up. Response: Please install the latest version of iCloud and try again.

How do you do?

Siri can be Siriously Funny. For example, when asking:

How do you do?

How do you do?

Ask: How do you do? Response: Hello Human. (Wolfram Alpha)